January 2012
December 2011
gunned:
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
probably
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Watching an HP movie
HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
HP fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
Dad: GO. NOW.
-walks to room and bangs the door-
-opens the room door and shouts-
HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
Family: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I don't understand doctors
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Nothing leaves this room. All confidential.
Me: I'm really not.
Doctor: I need you to tell me if you are.
Me: Well, I'm not, so...
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
Me: I just said I wasn't sexually active.
Doctor: Please just answer the question.
Me: No. I'm not pregnant.
Doctor: Are you sure?
“I don’t believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because...”
– Ray Bradbury (via blua
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